Remember those cheap, orange Bag O Laughs that used to make that irritatingly tinny laughing noise whenever you shook it? I have to confess that I love them for two reasons: I enjoy irritating people; they made me laugh - even though they were cheesy! In this spirit of cheap chessiness, enjoy the laugh below.
If you still need more laughs, there are hundreds more in the archives! I will be arranging them by topic, but for now they are alphabetical, sorry!
"Do You Want
A Room with a View?"
During a visit to a mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.
"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."
"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug."
Do you want a room with or without a view?
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