A man went to the doctor to hear the results of his tests. The doctor sat him down and told him, “I have some very bad news for you. I’m afraid that you’re afflicted with a fatal and incurable disease.”

To which the man replies, “Well isn’t there ANYTHING I can do, doc?”

“Hmmm… maybe you could go to a spa and start taking daily mud baths.” The doctor tells the patient.

“Mud baths? Will that help me, doc?”

“Probably not, but at least you’ll get used to being covered in dirt!”