1. Thief: A person who finds things before the owner loses them.

2. Synonym: A word you use when you can't spell the other one.

3. Taxpayer: People who don't have to take a civil-service test to work for the government.

4. Admiration: Our recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves.

5. Budget: An attempt to live below your yearnings.

6. Clarity: The ability to give directions without taking your hands out of your pockets.

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