Welcome to Grant's Heavenly Top Ten.
Should I say it? Ok, we have to deal with it anyway so we might as well get it out in the open--April is Tax Time! There I said it. Tax time, tax time, tax time, Ha, Ha, Ha, oh I feel a whole lot better (or is that bitter?). Anyway with thoughts of the IRS or Revenue Canada dancing in our heads, why not give the:
Top Ten Reasons
You Should Tithe
- Your church started a new stewardship drive —: every time you give, your chances of winning increase!
- The choir has started wearing their bathrobes during the service!
- The last few Sunday's the Treasurer has gotten up half way through the service and turned the heat off!
- The Preacher has worn the same suit every Sunday for the past three years!
- The Deacons are starting to drool and growl as they collect the offering!
- The offering plates have been sold and replaced with ice cream buckets!
- The Treasurer has started wearing sackcloth and ashes.
- You tried to call the Church Office last week but found that the phone's been disconnected!
- Parking meters had to be installed in the church parking lot!
- And the number one reason
you should tithe is: - As a Christian you understand the privilege it is to have a partnership in the Gospel!
The Heavenly Top Ten is intended to be a fun look at
issues of faith and fellowship. It should not be considered a serious treatment
of
any of the topics presented.