While it's true that I have posted one Y2K list already this year, somehow I feel that the subject just hasn't received the kind of exposure necessary to both misinform and alarm. So, with these noble intentions, I offer you the my first Christmas 1999 edition of the Heavenly Top Ten, which is:
Top Ten Y2K Books For Christmas
- "Candlelight Critters — the Lost Art of Shadow Puppetry"
- "The Horders & Hunters Almanac"
- "Condo Cooking with Wood--How To Feed Your Family Without Burning Down Your Investment!"
- "SPAM-O-RIFFIC — The Y2K Guide To Canned Cuisine"
- "How To Turn Your TV Into a Hydroponic Greenhouse"
- "The Amish Lifestyle—They Wanted It; We Got It!"
- "The Nature's Calling Guide To Urban Outhouses"
- "Camouflage Clothing — The Fashion Statement No One Will Notice"
- "Running A Neighborhood Trap Line for Fun And Profit"
- And the number one Y2K book
for Christmas is:
- "Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth" (B.I.B.L.E.) Y2K, or no Y2K, it's never alarmist, out of date, or lacking in eternal wisdom. It's always number one!
