Do you like to read the classified ads? It can be an interesting peephole into the innards of a community, or society.
I wonder what the classifieds were showing in the Jerusalem Times that Monday morning after the first Easter?
With that thought in mind, let's look at the 2002 Easter Edition of the Heavenly Top Ten, which is:
Top Ten Classifieds To Appear In The Jerusalem Times That First Easter
- For Sale: Used Tomb. Good location! Like new! No longer occupied!
- For Sale: Temple Curtain. Subdivided by owner. (Mat. 27:51)
- For Sale: Used Wrap Collection. Excellent condition. You can have it for a song!
- For Sale: Large selection of sackcloth (mourning clothes)--men's and women's, various sizes and styles. No longer needed.
- Looking For Work: Two former guards. Willing to lie for right price. No Cemeteries! (Mat 28:11-15)
- Companions Wanted: Long-term relationships desired. I am dying to meet you!--JC
- Lost Item: One body lost. Big Reward for its return!--the Sanhedrin.
- Personal to Mr. S: nah-nah, nah-nah, nah, nah--you lose!
- Personal to JC: Well-done, Son! You da man!--Dad
- And the #1 classified to appear in
the Jerusalem Times that First Easter is:
- For sale: One Cross. Well used! Priceless! Best offer!
