Welcome to Grant's Heavenly Top Ten. Got any musical ability? Ever thought of joining your church choir? Well we want to help motivate your aural articulation so the February 1997 Edition of the Heavenly Top Ten has to do with the:
“Top Ten Reasons for
Joining the Choir”
- Your running out of clean clothes and the choir robes save on laundry.
- You've just been selected for jury duty and want to get used to sitting with a group of people.
- Your church is so full you want to ensure that you always have a seat.
- The collection plate is never passed to the choir.
- There's a clock at the back of the sanctuary and you want to be the first to know when it's 12:00.
- The preacher is new and you want to be close by in case he says something heretical.
- For years you've wanted to know who sits in the back pews but were always afraid to turn around.
- You've been known to nod off during the service and don't want the preacher to catch you.
- The chairs in the choir are the most comfortable in the sanctuary.
- And the number one reason
to join the choir is: - Your favorite movie is Sister Act!
The Heavenly Top Ten is intended to be a fun look at
issues of faith and fellowship. It should not be considered a serious treatment
of
any of the topics presented.