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Some of the sappiest cards ever written have been written for our Mothers. Hey, it's understandable. Moms are people that should be gushed over! The love of a good Mother comes closer to divine idea more than any other love! Mothers deserve honor from their children and husbands
Sometimes, the best way to say how we feel is to point out how we DON'T feel. I think you will quickly agree about my reasoning when you read the items on this month's list - things that DIDN'T make it into the Mother's Day Card Hall Of Fame! So, with honoring Moms and Wives in mind, the May Edition of the Heavenly Top Ten is:
“Top Ten Biblical Mother's Day Cards That Didn't Make It!”
- TO MY MOM ON MOTHER'S DAY: Dear Mom, The bible says to honor you and dad so that I can live long in the land (Exodus 20:12) Did I tell you I was moving?
- TO MY WIFE ON MOTHER'S DAY: Hey Honey, I just read Proverbs chapter thirty-one — Indeed, "a wife of noble character, who can find?" (Prov. 31:10a)
- TO MY WIFE ON MOTHER'S DAY: Adam once said: "She shall be called 'woman,' for she was taken out of man." (Gen. 2:23b) Is this why you've been "taking it out" on me all this time?
- TO MY MOM ON MOTHER'S DAY: Dear Mom, I know I've been a pain this year, but I'm just helping out God! Genesis 3:16a: 'To the woman he [God] said, "I will greatly increase your pains in childbearing."'
- TO MY WIFE ON MOTHER'S DAY: Gee, Hon., I just found out why I have so many cavities! Proverbs 12:4b says, "A disgraceful wife is like decay in the bones"
- TO MY WIFE ON MOTHER'S DAY: Hon., I have to agree with you; you need a new washer! Proverbs 17:15a says, "A quarrelsome wife is like a constant dripping."
- TO MY WIFE ON MOTHER'S DAY: Hey, Honey, In your honor, I'm finally making some needed renovations to the house! Proverbs 21:9, says, "Better to live on a corner of the roof than share a house with a quarrelsome wife."
- TO MY WIFE ON MOTHER'S DAY:How can I help it if we fight all the time? After all, Genesis 2:20a says, "But for Adam no suitable helper was found."
- TO MY MOM ON MOTHER'S DAY: Proverbs 23:22b says, "Do not despise your mother when she is old." Hey, Mom, you're really not that old!
- And the number one biblical
Mother's Day card that didn't make it is: - TO MY WIFE ON MOTHER'S DAY: You're simply de-vine! Psalm 128:3a says, "Your wife will be like a fruitful vine within your house."
The Heavenly Top Ten is intended to be a fun look at
issues of faith and fellowship. It should not be considered a serious treatment
of
any of the topics presented.