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Welcome to Grant's Heavenly Top Ten. With summer on its way and visions of vacations and sun screen dancing in my head, I thought it appropriate to give the:
“Top Ten Reasons To Send Your Children to Christian Camp”
- Hey they're Teenagers! — Nuff said.
- You just finished an embroidery class and needed a reason to put initials in everyones clothing!
- You figure the food at Christian Camps is better than other camps--at least it's blessed!
- You love getting notes from your kids but they only write when they're at camp!
- You're hobby is shaping socks into biblical characters and camp sockshave the perfect ridgidity!
- You're convinced there are new life forms in Bobby's room, but it will take a week with him away to explore the primordial ooze under his bed!
- You were thinking of getting rid of your kids anyway and sending them to camp is legal!
- You love playing practical jokes and some crazy glue on the zipper of little Joey's sleeping bag brings a month of smiles to your face!
- You'll do anything to get your kids away from the TV!
- And the number one reason to send your children to Christian Camp is:
- You know Christian camp is one of the most effective ways to touch young lives with the reality of Jesus!
The Heavenly Top Ten is intended to be a fun look at
issues of faith and fellowship. It should not be considered a serious treatment
of
any of the topics presented.
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